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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

The Island

Starring:  Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansen (who is 20, not 23 as some asshole on the radio said the other day)

Everyone is happy and living a very routine life.  The Earth has been ravaged by a horrible contamination.  Few were saved and now live in this base, where one day they get picked to go to the island, a tropical paradise.

This is not the case.  These people are clones and the Island is where they kill you.  They are created to be insurance policies for the wealthy.  Well Ewan's character starts asking questions and ends up taking Scarlett with him for a romp in the "real world".

I of course love me some Michael Bay (much to the ire of my movie loving friends) but I make no apologies.  I think he is one of the most gifted action movie directors at the moment.  He brings the story to life with vivid sets and high flying explosions.  The acting is enjoyable and let's face it Ewan and Scarlett can handle themselves in a movie.

The story itself was chilling in the sense that this could easily happen.  In our world the search for immortality is never ending.  They handle the hatred people have for clones or those "not real people" very realistically.  They also show a human, whether created the old fashioned way or cloned is still human.  Some people claim clones won't have souls, but I'm going to disagree.

This movie won't move you or make you think, but it will entertain.  Grab the popcorn and soda and buckle in, it's a long ride (around 2.25 hours).  My grade B-


Today i'm going to respond to this Tool's article about Hollywood.  Read the article if you'd like, my response will be following it.

Hollywood's disconnect

By Michael Medved Tue Jul 26, 7:14 AM ET

The standard entertainment industry reaction to Hollywood's box office slump reveals the same shallow, materialistic mindset that helped create the problem in the first place. The left-leaning thinking that dominates the movie business follows a common liberal instinct to deny the spiritual dimension to every problem, thereby profoundly compounding the difficulties.

Tinseltown's recent setbacks suggest a crisis of major proportions, with a May USA TODAY/CNN/Gallup Poll showing 48% of adults going to movies less often than in 2000. For 19 consecutive weeks, motion picture releases earned less (despite higher ticket prices) than the year before. Projected ticket sales for all of 2005 indicate a disastrous drop of at least 8% - at a time of population growth and a generally robust economy.

USA TODAY ran a headline, "Where have all the moviegoers gone?" under which insiders discussed their desperate attempts to rebuild the shattered audience: "The lures include providing high-tech eye candy through 3-D digital projection and IMAX versions of movies. ... Stadium seating, which improves views, is just now becoming standard. Other theaters are opting for screenings that serve alcohol to patrons 21 and older."

More balance needed

Revealingly, none of the studio honchos talked about reconnecting with the public by adjusting the values conveyed by feature films, and replacing the industry's shrill liberal posturing with a more balanced ideological perspective.

Something clearly changed between 2004 and 2005 to cause an abrupt drop-off at the box office, and the most obvious alteration involved Hollywood's role in the bitterly fought presidential election. The entertainment establishment embraced John Kerry with near unanimity - and bashed George W. Bush with unprecedented ferocity.

Michael Moore became an industry hero and the most visible symbol of the Hollywood left. Innumerable callers to my radio show expressed resentment at the strident partisanship of top stars; no one ever complained about the lack of 3-D digital projection or alcoholic beverages at concession stands.

Despite efforts by entertainer activists, a majority of voters cast their ballots for Bush. If even a minority of those 62 million GOP voters - say, 20% - reacted to Hollywood's electioneering by shunning the multiplex, it could easily account for the sharp decline in ticket sales after Bush's re-election.

Another values-oriented phenomenon of last year similarly contributed to missing moviegoers: The Passion of the Christ earned $370 million by drawing religious-minded patrons who had long avoided movies altogether. Amazingly, no major release in the 17 months since the opening of The Passion attempted to appeal to that huge, wary churchgoing audience. Walt Disney Co. hopes that the faithful will flock to theaters during Christmas season to see the adaptation of the Christian allegory by C.S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, but that promised deliverance is still five months away - an eternity in show business time.

Meanwhile, conventional wisdom ignores all ideological considerations in explaining the sudden box office collapse, concentrating instead on purely material excuses (high ticket prices, availability of DVDs) that have, frankly, applied for years. This knee-jerk tendency to offer direct, physical solutions to deep-seated problems constitutes an unmistakable element in the liberal outlook that remains Hollywood's reigning faith.

Liberal tendencies

To combat threats to the family from out-of-wedlock births, for instance, the left offers birth control and abortion - though illegitimacy soared as "reproductive choice" became widely available. On crime, liberals stress gun control - despite statistics showing states with widespread gun ownership producing less criminal violence. To fight poverty, progressives want more funding for welfare and public housing - ignoring the destructive impact of a culture of dependency and the failure of government projects in every big city. On the core question of terrorism, liberals blame economic deprivation, suggesting foreign aid to dry up anti-Americanism - downplaying the depravity at the heart of Muslim militancy that draws its murderous leadership from the Middle East's most privileged classes.

This same habitual blindness to spiritual, substantive dimensions of every significant challenge continues to handicap Hollywood. Paramount Pictures recently announced that the first major thriller dramatizing 9/11, with Nicholas Cage as a rescuer attempting to escape the wreckage, will be directed by notorious conspiracist Oliver Stone. Aside from his recent drug busts and box office bombs (the gay-themed Alexander and his documentary paean to Fidel Castro, Commandante), Stone has compiled a vast collection of anti-American statements, including his 1987 declaration: "I think America has to bleed. I think the corpses have to pile up. ... Let the mothers weep and mourn."

Meanwhile, Tinseltown will continue to weep and mourn as long as its bosses depend on the likes of Stone to portray the worst terrorist attacks in our history. Americans aren't stupid, and we're not all apolitical; many (at least a third) are even self-consciously conservative in both politics and values.

In Bill Clinton's successful 1992 presidential campaign, his staff kept focused with the help of a sign: "It's the economy, stupid." In their campaign to bring back disillusioned moviegoers, Hollywood's honchos ought to consider similar signs, reminding themselves, "It's the values, stupid."

Nationally syndicated talk radio host and film critic Michael Medved is the author of Right Turns and a member of USA TODAY's board of contributors.

This is a prime example of why conservatives have a tendency to bother me.  The author is blaming a movie industry slump on liberal hollywood.  First off, the "slump" was imaginary.  If you compare last year to this year, you aren't going to get an increase in movie going every single weekend.  Look at the movies released.  Last year we had Passion of the Christ and Spider-man 2.  The media just jumped on this idea of a slump and went to town.  Movies have since rebounded nicely.

People aren't going to the movie as often.  This is true.  Is it because the movies are so devoid of values and supposed Christian storylines?  No.  Please.  If Christian storylines were so hoppin, Veggies Tales would be breaking world records.  Movies are an escape from everyday, we want to be entertained.  Apparently, the studios haven't been doing their job.  I'll agree with this - they need to release better movies.  If a movie is good, it'll be hard to contain.  Crash was a small indie and became a big word of mouth success.  Look at Wedding Crasher's?  It's soaking up money at the box office.

Oh and pulling in crap about Alexander being a "gay" movie, hate to break it to you, Alexander the Great was great big ole sex machine, humping girls and boys constantly.  And as far as Passion of the Christ, did you care to mention that Mel Gibson pocketed hundreds of millions dollars into his own pocket while playing off of people's faith.  Did he donate that to churches or help other people?  No.  He's making more religious movies so the suckers will go spend their money to make him even richer.  Yes, that's very Christian of you.  Let's support someone who goes neo-conservative, breaks off from the Catholic church to form his own sect and fund his rants and desires.

Hypocritcal assholes.

-the Prince


Thursday, July 21, 2005

Wedding Crashers

Starring:  Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn

I knew the movie looked funny from the previews, but we all know how often those can be deceiving.  I didn't really know what to expect, romantic sub-plots?  Wouldn't this ruin the movie?

I was more than pleasantly surprised.  Owen and Vince play best friends who as the title says crash weddings.  They make up identities and work the crowds in order to get women into bed.  They also happen to be quite successful, until they pick the uber-wedding of the season.  The Secretary of the Treasurer's daughter's wedding.

They end up at the Secretary's house in Maryland and this family makes my family look freaking perfect.  They have a grandmother who frequently bashes lesbians "damn carpet munchers" and homos, then of course the gay artistic son, they crazy wild nympho daughter, and then our sweet daughter of focus, who Owen Wilson wants for himself.

Bottom line - the entire movie is high energy fun and one of the funniest I have seen in a long time.  I may go see it again.  The last 30 minutes drags a little bit, but the first 90 make up for it in spades.  Vince Vaughn is comic gold.  Also, surprisingly, Jane Seymour was HILARIOUS!  Kitty Cat!

Grade:  A-

-the Prince


Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Welcome peoples.  This will be my way to discuss news events, politics and movie reviews without bogging everyone down on my other one.  If you aren't interested, just keep reading my normal one and avoid this one.

Like I said - I will take articles every so often and discuss my opinions.  This is also an invitation to hear your opinions.  Good healthy debate is good for ideas.

I'm going to start off with some political pictures, then a movie review of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Now the last one is the kicker.  Well all of them really.  Just read them and let them sink in.  No need to get angry, think about what they are saying.  The fact is - Jesus does not support War.  Jesus does not support us treating people differently.  He supported equality and freedom among people.  Not hate or attacks.  So I'm sick of Republicans acting like they are so Christian.  I say Hypocrites!  One and all who claim they are trying to follow God's plan.

Let's not forget, this same manner of thinking is what caused Jesus to be killed in the first place.  How does the death penalty enter into Christian values?  Let's save an unborn baby but kill an inmate?  I hate to break it to you, but we don't get to judge other people and decide who may live or die.

I didn't mean to rant like that, it just poured out.  Before you respond, don't presume to know what I think or believe about a certain topic.  I made broad generalizations about Republicans and their claims, let's keep it general and not person specific.

Now the Movie Review -

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Johnny Depp again gave a commanding performance.  From the moment he appeared on screen, he stole the entire movie (him and the young Charlie and Veruca Salt).  The Oompa Loompas were hilarious and not overdone, they just modernized what the trippy older edition already showed us.

This movie is very different from the original Willy Wonka.  The factory is updated and modernized along with the kids, but set in a very Tim Burtonesq set-up.  He is the master of sets and style.  No other director (besides Michael Bay) makes movies in such an identifiable way.

I enjoyed the movie, but the ending left me wanting a little more candy excitement.  I liked the wrap up and the effects as well.  I still wasn't moved or overjoyed.  I give it a B+.

-the Prince